Thanksgiving recipes

For an assignment is Cayson's class at school the kids all wrote their favorite thanksgiving dinner recipe. I thought these were too funny. Enjoy and DON'T use any of these recipes!

Pumpkin Pie by Sebastian

1 Pumpkin

2 cups sugar

1.     Cut it.

2.     Bake for 20 minutes.

3.     Eat it.

Salad by Jack

1 whole red potato

Some lettuce

Mayonnaise

Water

1.     Cut the red potato.

2.   Take apart the lettuce.

3.   Put them in a bowl with holes.

4.   Then put it in a bowl with no holes.

5.  Stir until it’s done.

Pumpkin Soup by Jesus

½ cup water

A little bit of salt

5 carrots

5 pumpklins

1.     Cut the vegetables.

2.     Stir the pumpkin.

3.    Bake for 10 minutes at 100 degrees.

Mash Potatoes by Dylan

4 potatoes

½ pieces of butter

2 cups of gravy

1.     Chop the potatoes.

2.     Mash the potatoes.

3.     Melt the butter.

4.     Bake at 5 degrees for 10 minutes.

Turkey by Samantha

Salt

Pepper

Butter

Green spicy pepper

Red pepper

1 turkey

1.    Cut it up.

2.    Put on the butter.

3.    Put on the green pepper.

4.    Put on the salt.

5.    Bake it for 6 minutes at 100 degrees.

Rolls by Jocelyn

1 thing of butter

Dash of milk

1 teaspoon sugar

1.    Stir ingredients in a big pot.

2.    Turn on the oven for 104 degrees for 10 minutes.

3.    Put in the oven.

Sweet Potatoes by Richard

1 cup salt

1 teaspoon hot potatoes

2 cups sugar

1.     Cut potatoes.

2.     Mix salt and sugar together with the potatoes.

3.     Bake it altogether for 10 minutes at 5 degrees.

Cherry Pie by Savannah

1 cherry

5 teaspoons salt

3 cups sugar

1.     Mix the pie.

2.     Put the cherry in the bowl.

3.     Mix it.

4.     Bake it for 26 minutes.

Chicken by Shea

Chicken

12 cups water

5 carrots

2 cups water

1.   Chop the chicken

2.   Stuff the chicken.

3.   Boil the chicken.

4.   Put in the water.

5.   Cut the chicken.

6.   Put salad around it.

Pumpkin Pie by Kelsey

1 pumpkln

½ tablespoon sugar

½ cup crust

½ dash salt

½ teaspoon butter

1.    Chop the pumpkin.

2.    Boil the butter.

3.    Put the salt on the pumpkin.

4.    Put the crust in the bowl and mix it with the sugar.

5.    Bake at 4100 degrees for three hours.

Apple Pie by Blessing

1 apple

½ cup water

1 piece sugar

1.   Stir water.

2.   Chop apples.

3.    Bake apples for 2 hours at 4 degrees.

Pumpkin Bread by Emma

½ cup of smooshed pumpkins

1 cup water

1 teaspoon sugar

1.    Stir the pumpkin bread.

2.    Mix the pumpkin bread.

3.    Bake the pumpkin bread for 200 minutes.

Carrots by Lily

5 carrots

Pepper

1.     Cut carrots with knife.

2.   Boil up carrots for 1 hour.

3. Put carrots on plates.

4.   Eat carrots.

Chocolate Chip and M & M Cookies by Hayden

1 cup flour

1/3 cup sugar

5 eggs

1 cup M&Ms

1 cup chocolate chips

1.    Put flour in mixer.

2.    Mix.

3.    Put sugar in mixer.

4.    Mix.

5.    Put eggs in mixer.

6.    Mix.

7.    You now have dough.

8.     Separate dough and form in circles.

9.     Put chocolate chips and M&Ms on dough.

10.   Bake at 400 degrees for 20 minutes.

Peas by Nathan

1 cup gravy

½ cup crust

1 cup green beans

1.     Stir for 10 minutes.

2.     Boil for 20 seconds.

3.     Cook until 400 degrees.

Stuffing by Liz

5 cups water

3 cups butter

2 cups pepper

½ cup juice

1.      Stir it up.

2.      Bake at 10000 degrees.

3.      Boil 3 minutes.

4.      Roll it up.

5.      Chop it up.

Salad by Andreya

½ salad

5 carrots

8 onions

1.       Toss carrots and onions.

2.       Dry them.

3.       Put it in a bowl.

Chocolate Chip Cookies by Cade

There are chocolate chips

There is chocolate on top

1.        What you are supposed to do is bake them.

2.        Then you put them on the trays then put them in the oven.

3.        Then they’re done.

Pumpkin Pie by Cayson

4 pumpkin seeds

1 pumpkin

1.         Put crust on the pan.

2.         Put the tasty part on the crust.

3.         Bake it for 13 minutes.

Cherry Pie by Aiden

5 cherries

5 pieces of bread

4 cups of sugar

4 pieces of salt

1         Stir it.

2.        Boil it in the oven for 10000 degrees.

Pumpkin Pie by Madalynn

1 dash sugar

3 pumpkins

1.        Cut up pumpkins.

2.               Mix in sugar.

Mashed Potatoes by Jayden

Potatoes

Gravy

1.    Mix it.

Carrots by McKenzie

½ cup water

Dump 10 carrots in a pot

1.    Put it in a bowl.

2.    Put ranch on the carrots.

3.    Eat it.

Turkey by Carson

Turkey

1.   Stuff the turkey.

2.   Put it in the oven.